MY BEST FRIEND!!

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Friend...friend..frnd..big friend..small friend..new friend...nice friend..sweet friend...like a friend and there is the inexplicable BEST FRIEND.Unfortunately I have one, a beautiful one at heart alike. Talking about anything in my life would be incomplete without her.She is like ,...what -"the gorgeous girl with equal mighty fist".(Beware guys)  I just wonder what I would have been and what my life would be without her-->totally awesome almost...in a sort of manner...I could drink(i like beer, obviously), smoke and if possible have a few girlfriends simultaneously and consecutively.....now that would be awesome, wouldn't it be?
[NOTE OF CAUTION : girls are banned over thinking about the above,only boys please except who don't drink and smoke]

And folks here I am warning you DON'T THINK THAT{she would want me to say this}

Now if I be allowed that little chance ,which I sometimes find absent and almost denied to, to tell you why she is my best friend when there is a male bastion right behind my back and where I can easily find another wretched soul like me  beside me as easily as I flunk classes now.

She was there when I won my FIRST PRIZE FIRST at school[  1 :))that was the first time I ever received a prize at school].

She was there when someone hit me [read: injured me] and the next thing happening was me getting thrashed at home[  2:((  becos' she hit back at the other guy and all the sympathy goes to her and I am scolded by all,  injured on the bed].

She was there when I had my crush on her new best friend in college at the age of 16 [unfortunately she never gave me the coveted title of best friend to me] and she made me propose her new best friend [now that's cool,ain't it?]. It's another matter  that  I broke up with the best friend becos' my that  friend told the best friend that I just had crush on best friend and I do not love her.Unfortunately by that time the best friend was my girlfriend and we were debating on whether to name our future children on the names of galaxies (like NGC 4414,Andromeda ,NGC 3216) or simply earthly names (like Ravi,Ashish,Riya,Priya)...earthly names..so downclass....Shit, what is this with girls and romance,girls and chemistry and not girls and physics.....now if I go any further she will damn  kill me and feed ,me in pieces, to Tommy.

She was there when I fought for her to join an engineering college and take up engineering becos' it was her passion.
Wait a damn minute...my bad...It's the other way round...it was actually---
I was there when she fought for me to join an engineering college and take up engineering becos' it was my passion....and I can go ON and ON.

And ladies and gentlemen, please hold your breath together for my best friend is KV ,yes the one and only KV,the fiesty KV,the sweet KV. And KV for Kilo Volt...otherwise known by the earthly name of KAAVYA.

And please do not tell her that I was the one who sent her cockroaches on her last birthday. I wanted to gift her something unique and my eyes fell on the cockroaches skirting on the floor.And the coolest thing about cockroaches is they can survive a NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST.

 And unfortunately her birthday accidentally falls tomorrow.

I have to hurry cos' I have to still get her a gift...I was just wondering if to gift a crocodile, a species which has survived since the time of dinosaurs.Now someone from the community of crocodiles can meet a long lost friend-another dinosaur.